rubbertog

10:59pm: effed


This is interesting... this is entertainment.
As morbid as this scene is, I am even more seduced by the tucked in t-shirt, over the blatant abuse of plastic.. nevermind the fact that she is stealing jobs from hard working clowns.

10:29pm:
    JESUS LOVES YOU *THIS* MUCH

oh, believe me, I know I am going to hell - but I look at it like this: I would rather go somewhere that I am going to know people.. so this is how I roll.

9:48pm:
Whatever this thing is, it is far from porn and it should have stopped at the 3rd course.

9:20pm: Well here it comes...
You know.. I work WAY too hard - I have aged 10 years already! I need to find another topic to talk about.. lemme see here. Funny shit is a good start.  I went to the gym today.  That was a collosal waste of time.  The place was crawling with dumbassed chicks in skimpy outfits trying as hard as they could not to sweat.  I had some asspipe jump in front of me to use the leg push before me.. I suppose his motivation was to impress me.  I checked.. nipples did not get hard.  After he was done, I stepped up - he glanced over - and I raised the weight from 325lbs to 450lbs.. and proceeded to push three reps of ten.  I checked, his nipples were hard.

9:15am: HEAT!
I have none! This is bollocks. I pay good money to have heat in my home and the "guy" (who clearly dances naked in his home to Erasure) came and apparently fixed this because I needed a new igniter. I had heat for about 15 minutes and then it shut off. I have to work soon and so this is going to suck some serious ass if I have to get up early again to meet this bumbling midget heat "expert" again. I am not happy I tell you, not happy at all.

12:13pm: work
You know, where I work is one of those places you see in popular movies like Office Space. You have the extreme odd balls and the loser section in the caf. There are the people that hate being there so much and go out to their car every break and those that go out to their car every break to get high (generally the same people). It is a diverse group with all the same ultimate goal, get out of there as fast as possible. There are those that take every opportunity to accept VTO (Voluntary Time Off), just so they can do nothing somewhere else. I don't particularly like my job but it is just that, a job and because it isn't extremely hard, I stay with that program.

I think today I will purposely try to piss someone off to see if I can get them to smash something up. That would be highly entertaining.